On the menu today : Roast Venison. Yummy!
So won't you sit down at the dining table with me, grab your knife and fork and hold your plate up for an extra-hot and spicy serving of bambii, our favoritest deer on the #Trivia_House block.Morrigan
WARNING: This interview contains more than a few adult concepts and is definitely not suitable for viewing by children.
Please note that I've left bambii's words / spelling as she typed it because we all know this is her persona in #Trivia_House. Also, I'm feeling lazy! =)
MEET THE OP -- bambii
In preparation for bambii's interview, I started off by asking her about her thoughts on Tim's interview -
bambii: Well it WAS kinna long...
bambii: but it WAS funny @ times [at times!!! grrrr ..... I don't know whether you'd know good interview technique if it fell out of the sky and wiggled on your ... errr, well this is what I was kinda thinking :)]
bambii: so, u gonna do anudder 1?
Morrigan: Yup
Morrigan: I wanna do you :)
bambii: ooo kinky, but I dun' swing that way
bambii: ROFL!
Morrigan: You know what I mean deeeer!
* bambii grins wickedly
bambii: ok, i'll letcha do me
Morrigan: It's just about your online persona, nothing about in real life
bambii: Well we all know wot a phycotic I am lol!
bambii: Get me when i'm tired, it will make less sense then ever LOL!
Morrigan: Perfect :)
Morrigan: Welcome to your interview hell, the train is now leaving the platform, please put all body parts inside the carriage and have a nice day :)
bambii: hah now wot fun would that b?
* bambii pulls Tim back in the train
Morrigan: It's the standard warning -- so that you don't sue me
bambii: O I c
* bambii only sue's pigs, oh wait, that's only when i'm on the farm PIG PIG PIG SUE EEEEEEEEEeeeeee
Morrigan: Please sign this contract saying that I will not be held liable for any accidental death and roasting of deer that may occur
bambii: hrmm, can I read it after I sign?
Morrigan: No and no magnifying glass either for the microscopic text
bambii: YAY!
Morrigan: Paw print here
Morrigan: And here
Morrigan: And here - there - here - here and finally - here
bambii: err, I ain' wearin paws ... so a hoof print will have 2 do
Morrigan: Ok, that'll do
* bambii hoofs it across the pages
Morrigan: How'd you get your nick? Are you really a blonde with big cleavage who works at Hooters called bambii? Or is it more boring than that? :)
bambii: o, i'm so mundane u could bury me alive heheh
bambii: the only chest I have is in the freezer dept @ the grocery store
bambii: then I got a great case of THO
Morrigan: So how did you get your nick then?
bambii: well I got it durin the time I was blind, or close enuff 2 blind, I used bambii with 2 eye's so I could c wot I was doin ~_~
bambii: asides, my favorite phrase is DOEEEEEEEEeeeeee, so I figgure, I may as well b a deer
Morrigan: Oh, that's no good :(
bambii: yes, it's very good, now I can c again, & I can c all the better with all my I's
Morrigan: I'm glad you can see again, a blind doe is no good, bumping into hunters guns and all that stuff
bambii: yes, it was very dangerous 4 me
* bambii frolicks around the hunters now, just let them try & catch me!
Morrigan: Well, we all know what happened to Bambi's mom, so don't push it
bambii: well that's y I use my alt nick...
Morrigan: Rinoa?
bambii: no, that's my fawn lol!
bambii: poor thing, every 1 thinx it's me!
Bambii dances out of the room and msamnesia enters --
Morrigan: And how did you get this nick?
* msamnesia grins, wot was I doin?
msamnesia: wot nick?
Morrigan: msamnesia
msamnesia: I didn' take ne nick!
msamnesia: I 4get
Morrigan: I believe you were dancing your butt around for hunters to shoot at, my deer
msamnesia: ACK! I was?!?!?
Morrigan: Mhm
msamnesia: I dun' remember doin that, but if u say I did ....
Morrigan: Do you know that - if you get hit on the head, you might remember -- want me to give it a go?
msamnesia: sure, let's try, but wot do u wanna do that 4?
Morrigan: Just so you can remember something
Morrigan: Ok here we gooooooooooo
* Morrigan gets out a big baseball bat
msamnesia: OOO, u wanna play baseball.. I suck @ baseball
Morrigan: No, I wanna use your head for the baseball --- oh never mind!!
msamnesia: o, ok ...
* Morrigan pushes msamnesia out of the room and whistles for the venison
bambii: sorry, I had 2 take a potty break, hope my alt didn' drive ya sane!
Morrigan: Oh no, no problem at all *hides the bat*
bambii: hmm, is that a bat in ur hands, or didja have a gender change & r REALLY glad 2 c me?!?!
Morrigan: The only way I'd be glad to see you like that was if I was firing up the BBQ
bambii: EEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Morrigan: Ok, so tell me -- what's your weirdest Trivia_House experience?
bambii: well there was the time .... no, I can' tell u THAT 1 ... o, but then there was ... uhh, no not that either ...
Morrigan: So weird stuff happens all the time then?
* bambii grins, there's so many it's hard 2 choose
bambii: yes indeed
bambii: of course, that's wot makes TH such a great place, always sumin new & unusual goin on there
Morrigan: Well least it aint boring
bambii: if it WAS borin, I wouldn' b here, I can bore myself 2 tears, like i'm doin u hehehe
Morrigan: Oh no, I'm not bored, I'm wondering how much the Enquirer will pay for your story
bambii: ROFL
bambii: they'd pro'lly pay u 2 keep it outta print!
Morrigan: not unless they got compromising pictures
bambii: HEY! who gave U those pix?!?!?!
Morrigan: Ummm LilMonkey?
* bambii shakes a hoof @ the monk!
Morrigan: Speaking of Monk -- got any gossip to share about him?
bambii: well as a matter of fact....
Morrigan: Ooooo, this sounds juicy already
Morrigan: Spill!!
bambii: I hear that he's been hangin out with K9 @ Fifi's poodle palace of pleasure ... & the dogs just LUV him!!
Morrigan: Oh really!!! He told me he wasn't into dogs!
bambii: I mean, he's a monkey, & they're POODLES~! EWWW!
bambii: & ... he dun' have 2 pay! whereas K9 get's tossed out as soon as his $$ is gone!
Morrigan: Sounds like a story in there if I wanted to get grossed out.
bambii: well I have it on good authority ... after all, I live in the aminal kingdom, so I should know these things!
Morrigan: Absolutely, I'd say you were in the know.
bambii: Monks likes 2 pretend he's an innocent, but .... he'll hit up ne thing with 4 paws
* bambii thinx it's a good thing she has hooves!
Morrigan: Yeah, he had his tail up my skirt the other day ... euw!
bambii: yucky!!
Morrigan: I think Tim needs to keep a better eye on him
bambii: I think Monk's needs a new cage 4 Christmas, 1 he can' escape from!
Morrigan: Agreed.
Amorous LilMonkey
Morrigan: So what is the doe's favorite food?
bambii: do men count as food?!
Morrigan: It depends -- can they cook?
bambii: hehe
* bambii likes just about ne thing edible, but sum of my favs r Nacho's & taco's
Morrigan: Ah, so you are one hot tamale, bambii?
bambii: well it's the only way i'll b considered "hot"
* bambii frolicks around Morrigan
* Morrigan puts out some salt lick
* bambii lix Morrigan
* Morrigan giggles
Morrigan: If you were stranded on a deserted island, who would you be with and why : (1) Tom Cruise (2) President elect George W Bush (3) LilMonkey (4) Bill Gates or (5) a never-ending supply of Hershey's kisses chocolate?
bambii: GAG on choc o late, that's out .. it's a toss up between lilmonkey & Tom Cruise
bambii: Tom cuz he's a hottie, but monkey cuz he's an aminal
bambii: ok, i'll take Tommy
Morrigan: Was wondering if you'd come to your senses on that one
bambii: lol, well it WAS a tuff choice.. but the monk is such a ho
Morrigan: Oh like you need to tell us!
bambii: lol!
bambii: well i'm just reitteratin 4 the public
Morrigan: Yup, we can't be warned too many times about him
bambii: indeed
bambii: he should have pervert tattoo'd on his rump
Morrigan: I think he should come with a warning - "Bad Monkey"
bambii: ROFL!
Morrigan: But then he'd just come up with another sign that says :
Morrigan: "Bad Monkey's need to be spanked"
bambii: or "spank the monkey 4 points"
Morrigan: oo hey, there we go!
Morrigan: If you had five apples and you ate 4 of them, how many green apples would you have left?
bambii: I only have 4 hooves, math Q's r beyond me
Morrigan: So I guess you don't want the algebra question then?
bambii: uhh only if I can use it as a bath toy
Morrigan: No, sorry
bambii: dratz
Morrigan: Microsoft or Netscape person?
bambii: netscrape
bambii: I tried microsuck, but didn' like it
Morrigan: Tell your loyal readers what it's like at the top of Trivia_House as an op?
bambii: well it's fun, but a lot of werk 2, gotta make sure no nasty pl come in 2 disrupt r players
bambii: the things we get 2 hear 2, would curl ur teeth LOL!
bambii: unfortunately i'm not allowed 2 divulge that info
bambii: We've got the best players / chatters on chatnet, & as an op, I dun' have 2 b a meanie butt 2 often!
Morrigan: How often would you say that you have to take on the role of big meanie butt?
bambii: mebbe once a week, but sum times more often
bambii: but then last nite, I was bein a meanie butt 4 fun, I kept kickin a regular player 4 fun, but he was a good sport about it ~_~
Morrigan: What's your most creative kick message?
bambii: OOOO
bambii: I am here but u r gone, gonna ban u till u die, go 2 another server & try
bambii: that's the only 1 I can remember @ this time of nite/mornin, lol!
Warning : Rampaging Deer Ahead
Morrigan: How often do you get messaged after by these people asking 'wot u do that 4'?
bambii: very seldom, I always warn them there askin 4 trouble, so usually they know not 2 bug me
bambii: I think I had 1 guy msg me 4 over 3 hours askin y he was banned lol!
Morrigan: Or maybe he was just trying to pick you up
bambii: yea, well I like pervs just like the next person, but they gotta b MY type of perv!
Morrigan: And what's your type of perv?
bambii: well u know - the kind u can mess with, & generally have harmless fun with, nuffin serious
* bambii likes it when a person can take my brand of horsinaround & not get offended
Morrigan: Seraphim wants to know - "what's up with the bearded dragons and animals biting you?"
bambii: LOL!
bambii: it's not MY beardies that byte me, my pets LUV me!!!!!
bambii: it's the pets @ the store where I werk... y I was even bitten by a salt freakin water FISH!!!!!!!!!!!
Morrigan: Wow, they must really hate you!
bambii: I dunno wazza matter with them, I feed & water them, give them love & attn. & how do they repay my kindness... CHOMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bambii: could b, but I should think i'd taste nastyu by now
* bambii has been bitten 12 x's by rats, 5 x's by birds, & 1 x by a fish
Morrigan: They either hate you -- or you have this sign on your forehead saying 'bite me please'
bambii: yes, I think they must smell the other aminals, & sauy hmmm ... this loox like lunch!
Morrigan: Time to quit your job and find another
bambii: NO!
bambii: I luv my job!
bambii: but I did ask Santa 4 a pair of learther gloves LOL!
Morrigan: Speaking of Santa -- Rudolph asked me to pass on a message to you
bambii: WOOHOO Rudy!
bambii: we're s'posed 2 meet up after his run Sunday
bambii: I hope he's not gonna cancel
Dear Missus. bambii -- |
bambii: OH that lil Buggar snot!!!!!
Morrigan: Any message to send back to him?
bambii: Do u KNOW wot he did last year?!?!??!?!?!
Morrigan: No, what?
My deerest Rudy.... |
Morrigan: Ok, I'll pass that on
bambii: HRUMPF!
bambii: c if I show up 4 the date
Morrigan: It appears that the other reindeer are on strike anyway -- something about Rudolph being a domineering buck, lording it over them cause he has a red shiny hooter and they don't
Morrigan: That's all I could get out of them, they won't talk to me without their lawyer
bambii: hehe, that's the ONLY red shinin thing he's got .. the other reindeer have nuffin 2 werry about
* bambii snickers rudely
bambii: & u can quote me on that
Morrigan: One last question before we get off the interview rollercoaster -
Morrigan: What do you look for in a male buck? You must have some high standards for such a splendiferous doe as yourself.
bambii: well above all else, I like honesty.. a good sense of humor, & genreal sense of fun
bambii: loox dun' mean much 2 me, I value wot bucks r on the inside
bambii: & does 4 that matter
* bambii will judge ppl 4 who they r, not wot they look like, or wot they can do 4 me
bambii: I expect that in a mate also
bambii: ~_~
* Morrigan makes a mental note to call the dating agency and tell them to take bambii's name off their books
bambii: lol!!!
bambii: good idea
Morrigan: Wanna plug anything before I leave?
bambii: Well of course, I wanna plug Trivia_house, & all its ops & regs who make it a wonderful place 2 hang ... I also wanna wish every 1 the Merriest Christmas / chanakuh / kwanza & A Happy New Year!
bambii: ur a great interviewer Morrigan ~_~
Morrigan: Thank you, but you can't have my last sweet
bambii: well I dun' eat sweets :p~
bambii: tnx Morrigan this was fun
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