DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON .... errr .... #TRIVIA_HOUSE READERS!!
This interview contains plenty of a / s / l, or age / sex / location for all you newbies out there.
It also is heavy in rumors, heresay, speculation, lies, corruption, boozing,
womanizing and swearing - all the finer things in life.
So let's get rowdy ............... rowdy1 that is!
Morrigan
MEET THE REGULAR -- rowdy1
Morrigan: Ready for your interview?
rowdy1: Ha! Moi?
Morrigan: Yes.
rowdy1: Hmmmm I dunno about that.
Morrigan: Why? People want to know about you.
Morrigan: I have clammoring!
rowdy1: You really want to interview me?
Morrigan: Yes.
rowdy1: Ok, let's "do it" hehehehe
Morrigan: I bet you say that to all the girls!
rowdy1: I wish LOL
Morrigan: Let's start with some stats.
Morrigan: rowdy1's age?
rowdy1: They all know I'm ooooold.
rowdy1: 51
rowdy1: eeeeeek
Morrigan: Wow, you are totally ancient!
rowdy1: Aint I though?
rowdy1: But I'm still kicking.
Morrigan: The bucket?
rowdy1: No! Asses in trivia LOL
Morrigan: rowdy1's sex?
rowdy1: Male, or do I have to show ya?
Morrigan: Well you know, you could give me measurements and we'll put them up on the #Trivia_House length chart.
rowdy1: ummmm ..... no
Morrigan: Yeah, no-one seems to want to do that.
rowdy1: Don't want to disillusion the gals i've lied to.
Morrigan: It's okay, I'm sure they didn't believe you anyway!
rowdy1: hahahaha.
Morrigan: One more question in the a/s/l stats ..... rowdy1's location? Make it up if you want but don't give us the exact location otherwise all these girls will come stalk you.
rowdy1: No no no, I want them to come to GREENFIELD, OHIO!
rowdy1: Mwahahaha
Morrigan: I'm sure they are all packing their bags right now.
rowdy1: Yes and heading offshore, no doubt.
Morrigan: Well I didn't want to say that they were going in the opposite direction but since you said it.
rowdy1: I knew it last night when I invited a gal over and she still isnt here :(
Morrigan: Maybe she got lost.
rowdy1: Ummmm yeah, that's it!
Morrigan: How did you get your nickname?
rowdy1: Just made it up one night when I was hiding from someone.
rowdy1: My original nick was federale and I don't want to kill you so I wont explain.
Morrigan: Who were you hiding from and how do I get in touch with them? :)
rowdy1: My ex-wife on another server lol
Morrigan: So tell us your hopes, dreams and ambitions in regards to #Trivia_House?
rowdy1: OMG lemme see. I'd like to meet allll the gals here lol
Morrigan: Nice dream!
rowdy1: Don't I know it lol. I have met a few from other servers, so it's not too farfetched is it?
Morrigan: No because I have met some too.
rowdy1: That's great. Did they really look like their pictures?
Morrigan: Yep, a little freaky and scary but oh well!
rowdy1: Yeah I hear that!
Morrigan: How did you find out about #Trivia_House and how long have you been here?
rowdy1: Ummmm I was bored with a trivia room on another server and was hopping around one night. Not sure how long ago it was.
rowdy1: I work nights so I'm not here as much as some are lol
Morrigan: Also maybe not addicted as some?
rowdy1: Oh I'm addicted, I don't go anywhere else.
Morrigan: Which would you rather have ...... exercise, beer, food, sex or trivia?
rowdy1: May I have more than one?
Morrigan: No, only 1 - I'm testing your addictiveness.
rowdy1: I hate exercise, so it would have to be sex.
Morrigan: See ...... you aren't addicted then.
rowdy1: :( guess I'm not lol. What are you addicted to?
Morrigan: Sorry, this isn't my interview!
rowdy1: Awwww come on.
Morrigan: What car do you drive? And do you drive it to pick up chicks?
rowdy1: Not a chickmobile at all. I have an olds bravada, an olds intrigue and my hotrod, a 53 Chevy pickup.
Morrigan: How many cars do you have then all together?
rowdy1: Only three, that's all I have room for lol
Morrigan: So you have 3 cars for one person?
rowdy1: Nooooooo, don't tell any of the women here, but I have a wife, shhhhhhhhh.
rowdy1: She gets to drive the car.
Morrigan: Does she get the good car or do you give her the crusty car to drive?
rowdy1: Neither are really crusty, but she drives the one I don't smoke in.
rowdy1: And no-one touches my truck!
Morrigan: Of course not, that's a man's domain ...... like his beer and his nudie mags.
rowdy1: Yep you got it LOL. I NEVER read girlie mags!
rowdy1: Not at home anyway!
Morrigan: Favorite food?
rowdy1: Mexican, the real kind from the southwest.
Morrigan: Favorite beer?
rowdy1: Dos equis or corona.
Morrigan: You are stranded on a deserted island. Who would you rather be stranded with and why? 1. Angelina Jolie 2. LilMonkey 3. A never ending supply of beer 4. President Clinton or 5. the prettiest girl in #Trivia_House?
rowdy1: May I ask who is the prettiest girl here?
rowdy1: I have a few ideas but I don't want to get shot for naming the wrong one!
rowdy1: Ok to avoid favorites, I'll say Angelina Jolie, just cause she's female.
Morrigan: I'm not sure who the prettiest girl in #Trivia_House is ..... marconi hasn't gotten back to us with the results of the bikini contest yet.
rowdy1: Dangit, he didn't send me pics!
Morrigan: marc and moparman started a harem. Didn't they tell you?
rowdy1: No! Those assholes :(
Morrigan: You know I can't use that word in the interview.
rowdy1: Ok jerks!
rowdy1: LOL
Morrigan: That's better.
Morrigan: Any other reason for Angelina beside being female?
rowdy1: No other reason.
Morrigan: That makes you sound pretty desperate.
rowdy1: I hate Bill's cigars.
Morrigan: Well, what about LilMonkey though? He's fun.
rowdy1: But not a girl, is he?
Morrigan: I'm not sure, I'm too afraid to look.
rowdy1: Don't even tell me when you do, ok?
rowdy1: You aren't going to sell this to the National Inquirer, are you?
Morrigan: No, I'm not selling your story.
rowdy1: Ok great! lol
Morrigan: Tell us about your career. Is it exciting, boring, pays the bills? What did you want to be when you grew up and will you ever achieve it?
rowdy1: I've worked for the same company for 32 years, big woohoo, and I don't ever expect to grow up.
Morrigan: So you never wanted to be a fireman when you were little?
rowdy1: Been so long I don't remember, but I think I wanted to be a cowboy.
rowdy1: I sure like it out west :)
Morrigan: Only in America! Australian kids don't have that choice when they are little.
rowdy1: That's the trouble living on a huge island lol
Morrigan: You could always live part of your dream by retiring on a ranch.
rowdy1: I'll give that some thought :)
Morrigan: What do you think about LilMonkey? Smart mouth or clever creation?
rowdy1: A little of both, but that's my kinda guy.
Morrigan: Has he ever tried to hit on you?
rowdy1: Once when he was drinking banana daiquiris, but I'll spare you the morbid details.
Morrigan: Oh, thank you, thank you!!
rowdy1: hahahaha
Morrigan: Favorite TV program?
rowdy1: Ummm dont laugh now, but anything on HGTV (House / home - garden).
Morrigan: Anything in particular like cooking or handyperson programs?
rowdy1: Mostly shows about home improvement.
rowdy1: Nice to watch and you don't really have to do any of it lol
Morrigan: Yeah, it's called lazy ass tv.
rowdy1: I love it!
Morrigan: Just another form of voyeurism.
rowdy1: Yep, a few of the hostesses have nice tushies, hehehehehe.
Morrigan: tsk tsk
Morrigan: I'm just noticing that you seem to be answering a lot of questions in trivia .... and you appear smart! What's your secret for the readers?
rowdy1: Just guess a lot and hope for the best y'all :)
Morrigan: Is there anything else that you'd like to tell your curious readers?
rowdy1: I'll be in someone's area this year and I'd love a dinner invitation.
Morrigan: I hear them scribbling out the invitations now and they all say - GO AWAY!
rowdy1: Dangit!
Morrigan: But if you give me some money, I can slip you into marc and Mopar's harem for a while :)
rowdy1: What's the price?
Morrigan: A year's supply of free Subway food, 500 of your trivia points and all the Hershey's Kisses I can eat.
rowdy1: Do I have 5,000 yet?
Morrigan: I don't know, but I only asked for 500! I could ask 5000 if you really want.
rowdy1: Ohhhh 500 lol.
rowdy1: Sorry must have been the corona.
Morrigan: Is it a deal?
rowdy1: Anything but my points!
Morrigan: No deal then.
rowdy1: Guess I'll have to sneak in, eh?
* Morrigan puts away the Free Entry to marc and Mopar's Harem pass
Morrigan: Thank you for letting me interview you.
rowdy1: Hey no problem. I hope I have contributed to world peace :)
Morrigan: I'm sure you've contributed in your own special way!
rowdy1: Should I hide out for a while? lol
Morrigan: Nah, you did great.
rowdy1: Thank you!
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