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Morrigan
MEET THE OP -- Vamp2
Morrigan: Welcome to your interview
vamp2: Hiya Mori
Morrigan: Tell us about your nick ..... how did you get it?
vamp2: Just something I thought up - it sounded wild and exciting.
vamp2: Most people in the channel laff whenever my alternate nick comes in.
Morrigan: And what is that?
vamp2: clam
Morrigan: How did you get that one?
vamp2: I sorta borrowed it - it was my aunt's nickname; it's what I called her when I was growing up - still do lol
Morrigan: You call your aunt clam?
vamp2: Yep, I can't remember how she got the nick
vamp2: Sometimes I call her 'fred'. That is another of her nicknames.
Morrigan: Sounds like you have an interesting family!
vamp2: I really wanted to use vamperilla as my nick, but had to shorten it because it was too long.
vamp2: When I first started coming here there was alot of confusion because there was already a vamp here. I think it took a couple of months before they could tell the difference between me and her.
Morrigan: How did you find out about #Trivia_House? And how long have you been here for?
vamp2: I kinda stumbled in one night last January, liked the people and ended up moving in.
vamp2: I like the family atmosphere of #Trivia_House. It is sort of like a small town with all the trimmings.
Morrigan: And the weirdos - and town drunks!
vamp2: Rofl!!!! How did you know what I was thinking?
Morrigan: Psychic I guess.
Morrigan: Nah, actually I was wondering how many people don't have to drink to know the answers to the questions.
vamp2: lol .... sometimes drinking helps me .... don't know why people think it destroys brain cells .... seems to help mine!
Morrigan: So do you think LilMonkey drinks?
vamp2: I think LilMonkey brews his own stuff - uses bananas and coconuts.
Morrigan: Maybe he has a hidden brewery somewhere on the grounds of #Trivia_House?
vamp2: Yep, I have searched all over the grounds. Still can't find it.
Morrigan: Maybe he runs a brothel too?
Morrigan: For all the desperate guys in this room.
vamp2: You think he would tell me if I asked him?
vamp2: I believe him and K9 are partners in Fifi's House of Pleasures.
vamp2: And one will cover while the other has a roll in the hay!
Morrigan: Maybe we should send an undercover investigative reporter to find out the scoop.
vamp2: Kewl and we have to get pics too. We'll catch them with their pants around their ankles .... lol.
* Morrigan shivers ...... that is not a pretty picture
vamp2: I know. Can you imagine the pics of 2 hairy butts?
Morrigan: Euuuuuuuuuuuuwww!!!
vamp2: Have to charge a fee for anyone to view them.
Morrigan: Wonder how many people would pay to see that?
vamp2: Well I can imagine there would be a few pervs willing.
Morrigan: Yeah, they'd have to make up a new newgroup - maybe something like alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.LilMonkey.K9.naked.butts.wooooohooo
vamp2: lol
vamp2: I think you are doing such a great job adding things to the webpage, might attract more new people who like to play trivia.
Morrigan: Thank you, but buttering me up like this won't mean that I'll go any easier on you now :)
vamp2: lol .... would you like butter on both sides ma'am?
Morrigan: And jam!
Morrigan: But they might also think that we are a bunch of weirdos and stay well clear.
vamp2: Well I guess we could be weird, but a lot of people don't understand our sense of humor.
Morrigan: We're a pretty twisted mob!
vamp2: lol .... even more so with half of us half drunk sometimes .... that is when it really gets funny.
Morrigan: You're telling me - and you catch them at their best or worst with the quotes.
vamp2: I love to add quotes. Some people get upset but alot can laff at themselves.
vamp2: I believe marconi said one night - "did I really say that?"
Morrigan: They've been calling you 'Vamp2 - The Quote Queen'. What do you have to say about that?
vamp2: I love the title and do my best to live up to it :)
Morrigan: Will we ever see quotes about you up there?
vamp2: A lot of the regulars keep trying to catch me, but I try to keep my tongue in check.
vamp2: I think bambii added a quote tonight that said "!addquote - that is the only quote we will get from vamps"
Morrigan: hehe
vamp2: Rosebud rolled me up in a ball and stuffed me in her attic.
Morrigan: Lucky you, I'd hate to think what's up in her attic!
vamp2: So long as she cleans it every day, brings me meals and lets me go to the potty, I will be fine.
vamp2: Hope she keeps it free of spiders too. Yikes!
Morrigan: What words does the Quote Queen have for people who don't like her quoting them?
vamp2: If I quote someone and they don't like what I quoted, I am more than willing to have it removed, but I only add them all in good fun.
vamp2: I like to make people laff.
Morrigan: And they do laugh!
vamp2: A lot of the time my score suffers because I am too busy adding quotes to answer the questions lol
Morrigan: Oh so that's your excuse?
vamp2: Rofl .... and a good one too I might add.
Morrigan: Well it's one that not everyone can get away with, that's for sure.
vamp2: lol ..... I notice a lot of peeps use lag.
Morrigan: Yeah, but mostly they just suck at knowing stuff!
vamp2: Or blow to use moparman's words.
Morrigan: Yeah, mopar is good with his mouth ..... err, with words!
vamp2: Rofl!!!!! Words I can agree to - the other I haven't experienced yet, so no comment.
Morrigan: Oh like I have.
vamp2: lol, have ya?
Morrigan: Ok, hang on a sec, lemme check my list ..............
Morrigan: Nope, not on there.
vamp2: Lemme see that list, I coulda sworn I saw it on there.
Morrigan: LOL ........ ummmm no, give it back.
vamp2: Ohhhh I see the white out, you can't fool me.
Morrigan: Next question.
vamp2: Moving right along. Good excuse, lol.
Morrigan: =)
Morrigan: So what did vamp2 want to be when she grew up?
vamp2: I wanted to go to college and work with handicapped children, but it didn't work out that way.
vamp2: I kinda messed up my schooling but in a way I got my wish.
vamp2: My son has been diagnosed with Global Developmental Delays with characteristics of Autism, so he keeps me hopping.
vamp2: When my son was first diagnosed, I searched the Web for anything I could find to help me understand, and kinda what to expect in later years.
** If you are interested in reading about this condition, please visit these websites :
http://autism.com/
http://www.dougflutie.org/
Morrigan: Will you eventually get to meet anyone from #Trivia_House?
vamp2: I dunno, I have met a few people that I would like to meet personally and maybe it will happen one day.
Morrigan: We could have like this big BBQ at your house and stuff.
vamp2: Cannot operate a grill :(
vamp2: I always end up stuffing newspapers in it and squirting it with lighter fuel to get it going.
Morrigan: It's okay, that's a man's job anyway!
vamp2: lol .... reckon any men in trivia know how to work one?
Morrigan: Oh please, men were born with BBQ tongs on one hand and a beer in the other!!
vamp2: No wonder the food is always burnt.
Morrigan: You are stranded on a deserted island. Who would you rather be stranded with? 1. Mel Gibson 2. LilMonkey 3. a never ending supply of Hershey's Kisses 4. Al Gore or 5. your favorite author of all time?
vamp2: I have always admired Stephen King as an author but he kinna looks too creepy to be left alone with so I guess I would have to choose Mel Gibson.
Morrigan: So no LilMonkey? Why is that?
vamp2: I thought about choosing him but with no electricity I don't think he would be much fun.
Morrigan: If you had a bar of chocolate, would you share with others?
vamp2: Depends on who wants me to share it with them.
vamp2: If I like them yes, if I don't no.
* Morrigan becomes vamp's new bestest friend in the whole world
vamp2: Awww you know I would share with you.
Morrigan: Awwwwwwww, this is a Kleenex tissue moment like in the chick flick movies.
vamp2: Rofl!!!!
Morrigan: Favorite color?
vamp2: Baby blue.
Morrigan: Favorite food?
vamp2: Definately chinese food with pizza as a close second.
Morrigan: Any favorite toppings on the pizza?
vamp2: I like all toppings but the fish.
vamp2: I don't like peanut butter and pickles on it either.
Morrigan: Euw!
vamp2: I have seen it done, ewww!
Morrigan: But I bet that was a pregnant woman with cravings who ate it.
vamp2: No, actually I saw it on one of my son's Barney the dinosaur movies.
Morrigan: Oh those are EVIL!!!!!!
vamp2: I can proudly proclaim I know most of the lyrics to the Barney songs lol
Morrigan: See it's brainwashed you already!!
Morrigan: And if you start singing, I'll have to do something drastic.
vamp2: He loves watching those shows. I kinda got used to them. Watching Scooby Doo is a family affair at my house.
Morrigan: Oh so you are the one that submitted all the Scooby questions in trivia!
vamp2: Nope .... not guilty.
Morrigan: Well, we need someone to blame.
vamp2: hehehe, I have difficulty answering them sometimes too, as much as I watch it.
Morrigan: Uh oh, now you've got me singing ..... "I love you, you love me ....." argh!
vamp2: ROFL!!!!
* Morrigan pelts vamps with apples for making her sing like Barney
vamp2: That part always makes my son sad. He knows the show is over when they sing.
vamp2: lol
Morrigan: Hmpphh, you think this is funny? I'll be singing it for the rest of the day now!
vamp2: I often find myself doing that, not necesarily Barney songs but ones from the Disney collection. Drives me crazy.
Morrigan: If you had 10 green apples, and you ate 9, how many red ones would you have left?
vamp2: Depends on what color they are - is it possible to have just 1 left?
vamp2: That question reminds me of the Mt. Everest question in channel
Morrigan: Ah yes, that one. I didn't write that question, did you??
vamp2: Nope, not guilty.
vamp2: I can't get the ones I submit right.
Morrigan: So that's why you stick to quotes?
vamp2: Exactly!!!!
Morrigan: Well they say that you should stick with the things you know.
vamp2: Is that what you do? Cause you add as many quotes as I do.
Morrigan: Nah, I'm just here for decoration.
vamp2: Rofl .... I am sure some of the guys would agree with you.
Morrigan: No comment.
vamp2: lol, that didn't sound good, did it?
vamp2: Rofl!!! It was meant as a compliment.
* Morrigan pouts prettily
Morrigan: Actually I add quotes cause I like to people to laugh at themselves. That's my excuse and I"m sticking to it.
vamp2: lmao ....
Morrigan: I'll just open the floor up now and you can say anything you want, tell us anything that's bugging you or tell us any secrets :)
vamp2: I don't have anything bugging me with trivia cause Tim is always ready to help me solve a problem and as for secrets - some are better left unsaid :)
vamp2: I just want to thank all the ops for their help and support .... past and present ones. Thanks guys, you are the best.
vamp2: It is nice to know they are there and willing to help.
Morrigan: That's what friends are for vamp :)
Morrigan: Our loveable doe asks: "We all know Monkey is a perv. What was his best pick-up line he used with you?"
vamp2: Rofl!!!!
vamp2: Me and LilMonkey get along great. He knows to keep his eyes and paws to himself.
Morrigan: So he's never ever tried to hit on you?
vamp2: Not that I can recall. Mostly I am hugging him to get some free points.
Morrigan: Oh, so that's how you got all those points?
vamp2: lol .... well maybe some of them :)
Morrigan: Now we know.
vamp2: Actually I get most of them when drunk, everybody does it.
vamp2: That is why I get such good quotes, alcohol loosens the tongue ....
vamp2: I missed a good quote last night because I was having screengasms- will have to pull it out of the log.
Morrigan: I just hope it wasn't something I said.
vamp2: I can't remember for sure, but it might have been :)
Morrigan: Thank you for letting me interview you. Any last words?
vamp2: I was awful, wasn't I?
Morrigan: You'll just have to read it in the interview about yourself. [And no sneak peeking Bams!]
vamp2: That is what I am afraid of.
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